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O Volturi (Sung to the tune of O Christmas Tree) Written by Aro O Volturi, O Volturi How smexy your leader is! O Volturi, O Volturi How smexy your leader is! His pearly fangs, his luscious hair I'm sorry, but he can't be shared. O Volturi, O Volturi How smexy your leader is! O Volturi, O Volturi how yummy your 2nd leader is! O Volturi, O Volturi how yummy your 2nd leader is! Can beat a human till they're black and blue When he's with me, WHAT a woohoo! O Volturi, O Volturi how yummy your 2nd leader is! O Volturi, O Volturi How (um...) emo your 3rd leader is! O Volturi, O Volturi how (um...) emo your 3rd leader is! In hi

The 16 Ways to annoy Marcus Volturi By Aro Volturi Cauis Volturi Edward Cullen Alice Cullen And Emmett Cullen 1.Tell him he looks like a chick 2.For his birthday, get him a pushup bra…make sure it’s pink… 3.When he doesn’t wear the pushup bra, sew it on the front of his black cloak 4.When he doesn’t talk for the longest time, stare at him 5.When he asks you what your doing, just keep staring at him. Then when he asks you again say, “I’m being you” 6.Post pictures of him in a pink towel up on the walls of the Volturi 7.If he closes his eyes, slap him and tell him your offended 8.If he walk

  The mysterious and quite Volturi wives started to creep away slowly with the guard. Aro was still talking but I didn’t feel like listening right now. I would ask Edward what he said when we got home.  As the guard was slipping away, one of the wives tripped and fell in a hole. Nobody but the other wife saw this. As she bent down to try and help her she fell as well. I put my shield away and started walking toward the hole where I saw the wives disappear. Aro saw this and asked me, “Where are you going, dear Bella?”  “Huh?” I said, a little confused. “Oh! I’m going toward the hole.”  Aro looked a